Multitasking
As described from the title of this entry. Multitasking: The ability to perform several tasks at the same time.
Below are a few scenarios of multitasking i can think of.
*note, at any point if you feel sick or disgusted pls close this page.*
Eg.1) Eating while Watching Tv. - Although he/she will still succeed in doing both things at the same time. It usually ends up with the decreasing of the person's eating speed.
Eg.2) Peeing while Brushing Teeth. - As disturbing as this may sound, I am sure many of us do this. (Be honest to yourself! =x) Especially those who are in a hurry to fly to work or school.
Eg.3) Men while wanking. - This is one of the most fascinating scenarios tt has got me baffled ever since I heard about it frm some guys friends. See, to me it's an extremely complex issue. To them, it's probably a piece of cake. Mentally, they're directing their own porn in their minds or fantasising bout their ultimate fantasy. Physically, they've got balance the strength control and the speed of their hands. Which to me, is a SUPER difficult thing to do. They have got to have 101% of concentration on both mind and body in order to achieve orgasm. So, this is "the impossible-multitask-for-females. "
Eg.4) Smoking while taking a dump. - Common to all smokers! It's like an aphrodisiac.. except for a much much different purpose. Non smokers, you'll never understand the "kick"! But don't go trying juz to understand okay!
Eg.5) Talking on the handphone (without a earpiece) while driving. - A potentially disastrous multitasking scenario. No matter how experienced a driver you are, I would advise you NOT TO do this.
It is said that women are better at multitasking compared to men. The reason why, I do not know. I've been debating with myself for weeks as to why are women better at multitasking without coming up with an answer. After hearing the story of "men & wanking" I thought I would never figure it out. So one day, I was browsing through my pictures when I saw the 2 I've posted below. Suddenly, it all seemed clear to me.
The comparison!
Spot a difference? Our good friend Mr. Joseph lim is clutching a headphone and with his right hand meddling with something on the console. His left hand is probably hanging in the air like always. And he is.... frowning. While I (pause for dramatic effect) on the other hand, am also clutching a headphone using my ear and shoulder. With my left hand forwarding the nxt song and my right hand tuning the cue pend or whatever it is called la. And I am... SMILING!
I have to say Jo, I have nothing against you. Really. But I'm sure you're laughing ur guts out while swearing and cursing at me while reading this entry. Hey, tt's a very successful multitask okay!
Of course there are still many scenarios of multitasking other than the ones I've mentioned above. But I juz can't think of any more coz I am super sleepy. Time to go snore while I sleep. Hmm another multitasking scenario!
Below are a few scenarios of multitasking i can think of.
*note, at any point if you feel sick or disgusted pls close this page.*
Eg.1) Eating while Watching Tv. - Although he/she will still succeed in doing both things at the same time. It usually ends up with the decreasing of the person's eating speed.
Eg.2) Peeing while Brushing Teeth. - As disturbing as this may sound, I am sure many of us do this. (Be honest to yourself! =x) Especially those who are in a hurry to fly to work or school.
Eg.3) Men while wanking. - This is one of the most fascinating scenarios tt has got me baffled ever since I heard about it frm some guys friends. See, to me it's an extremely complex issue. To them, it's probably a piece of cake. Mentally, they're directing their own porn in their minds or fantasising bout their ultimate fantasy. Physically, they've got balance the strength control and the speed of their hands. Which to me, is a SUPER difficult thing to do. They have got to have 101% of concentration on both mind and body in order to achieve orgasm. So, this is "the impossible-multitask-for-females. "
Eg.4) Smoking while taking a dump. - Common to all smokers! It's like an aphrodisiac.. except for a much much different purpose. Non smokers, you'll never understand the "kick"! But don't go trying juz to understand okay!
Eg.5) Talking on the handphone (without a earpiece) while driving. - A potentially disastrous multitasking scenario. No matter how experienced a driver you are, I would advise you NOT TO do this.
It is said that women are better at multitasking compared to men. The reason why, I do not know. I've been debating with myself for weeks as to why are women better at multitasking without coming up with an answer. After hearing the story of "men & wanking" I thought I would never figure it out. So one day, I was browsing through my pictures when I saw the 2 I've posted below. Suddenly, it all seemed clear to me.
The comparison!
Spot a difference? Our good friend Mr. Joseph lim is clutching a headphone and with his right hand meddling with something on the console. His left hand is probably hanging in the air like always. And he is.... frowning. While I (pause for dramatic effect) on the other hand, am also clutching a headphone using my ear and shoulder. With my left hand forwarding the nxt song and my right hand tuning the cue pend or whatever it is called la. And I am... SMILING!
I have to say Jo, I have nothing against you. Really. But I'm sure you're laughing ur guts out while swearing and cursing at me while reading this entry. Hey, tt's a very successful multitask okay!
Of course there are still many scenarios of multitasking other than the ones I've mentioned above. But I juz can't think of any more coz I am super sleepy. Time to go snore while I sleep. Hmm another multitasking scenario!
posted by Natalie at 6:53 AM
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