Bloopers

In a taxi..
A: Are we reaching town?
B: Yes.. soon.
A: Oh ya... we just passed by Gleneagles Hotel.
B: -.-"""

In the bedroom, doing the deed with a caucasian man
Girl: Yes baby faster!
Guy: Okay.. (pushes faster)
Girl: Oh.. 我的妈!
Guy: What?

In the pool... girl tries to jump out of the pool
Guy: Oh.. my.. GOD.. your swimsuit.
Girl: Yep, I juz got it last night. So expensive.
Guy: Right.. I'm sure it's not worth it.. coz it juz dropped off
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Look down pls

Mum trying to wake daughter up
Mum: Wake up wake up!!
Daughter: What? It's freaking Sunday...
Mum: Quick, you're late!!
Daughter: For what?!!!
Mum: Your flight!
daughter looks up at mum with an angry face...
Mum: Sorry.. thought you were ur sis

Guy calls 100...
Operator: Good evening, starry directory enquiry service this is ________ how may I assist you?
Guy: Yes, may I have the number for S.O.S Please?
Operator: Please hold on while I search for the number.
one minute passed...
Operator: Thank you for waiting sir. The number is 1800-***-****
Guy: Huh? S.O.S number toll free?
Operator: Yes the Samaritans of Singapore has always been toll free.
Guy: -.-"" I mean S.O.S the club