Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Dear Lucy....

The paragraph below in blue.. is written by a close friend of mine. See.. there are a few things I would like to say about her confessions. To protect her privacy. We shall call her Lucy.


Reason why I don't want to commit cause...

- I feel inferior.
Natalie: You are young.. beautiful.. and blessed with a "wholesome" figure. I'm not saying u're fat. U know what I mean. I don't have to spell it out! (ur *toot* is huge!) There's nothing to be inferior about. XD

- Knowing that I'm left with few bucks, I'd still wanna go out.
Natalie: There are ways to not overspend. Bring ur own water. Eat before u go out. Unless of coz u're going out to eat. hehe. Don't buy unnecessary things. Only buy things tt u need.

- I'm not a homely girl.
Natalie: Well.. neither am I. But I trained to do it.. U have a computer with internet access! The world is at juz a click away.

- I can't stand boredom, and staying home is the number one killer.
Natalie: Like what I juz said above... there are many things to do at home.

- No guy can stand me. I just irritates them.
Natalie: In actual fact... I do know men who can stand u. XD

- When I'm pissed, I do the opposition.
Natalie: Erm.. things tt u do in a fit on anger never helps the situation. Cool down then talk.

- I want them to coax me, but I shrug them away.
Natalie: This one.. you're asking for it. If u want them to coax u.. juz sit down shut up and let them coax!

- I hate it when they look at girls. Feel like digging their eyes out.
Natalie: Men.. will always be looking at pretty girls. So long as they're juz looking.. no harm what! Know tt u are the one they love! XD

- Quarrel starts when I'm having period. And that, men can't stand it.
Natalie: Yes.. I know.. PMS is the best excuse to use. hehehehe. If u can't control urself.. I suggest not meeting them. LOL!

- I hate men who don't apologise. And most men doesn't.
Natalie: I'd have to say.. u've met the wrong men then.

- I throw tantrum at them when things don't go my way.
Natalie: Don't be unreasonable. Sometimes.. u gotta let things go their way. The nxt time u want things to go ur way.. remind them how u comprimised the previous time round. Throwing tantrums are for children.. u're at most.. a teenager?

- I'm stubborn. No means no. Unless I change my mind.
Natalie: I admire ur boyfriends!! Luckily I'm juz ur friend. hehe.

- I expect full time attention and that, men can't do it.
Natalie: I'm sure they have other things to do as well. 100% attention is not a possible task. Try giving them ur 100% attention. It's impossible.. especially for u.

- I raise my hand when I lost control. And that, their pride can't take it down.
Natalie: Duh! Violence is not the answer. tsk tsk.

- I don't allow my bf to have lady friends. Even thou its a pui chai.
Natalie: Put it this way... he doesn't allow u to have male friends. How would u feel? Or.. ur friend's gf doesn't allow him to see u coz u're a female. How would u feel? Again.. don't be unreasonable!

- Its unbearable when they mention about their ex. I feel like stuffing cloth into their mouth.
Natalie: Yes Yes.. Still u know it's am EX. You're the NOW. What's past is past. Unless they're comparing.. then do stuff cloth and duct tape their mouth.

- I contradict myself.
Natalie: By this stage.. we all know it. XD

- Don't tell me don't know. It makes my blood boil.
Natalie: Sometimes.. we really don't know.

- Egoistic men is a nono to me.
Natalie: Everyone has ego.. it's how much?

- I have the shortest patience. Men can't take it.
Natalie: Geez.. u're so hard to please lar! How to find good bf? Hmm

- I become very possessive once I take the relationship serious.
Natalie: Then ur serious relationship will never last. Period.

After all is said and done.. do u understand my intentions lucy?? It's for ur own good... 让一步, 海阔天空. 退一步, 风平浪静. 看开一点! You'll realise u'll be a happier person. And if u're happy I'm happy! Muacks~~

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