cann somebodyy explainn whatt ish dish?
Something tt has baffled me eversince it started. Whatt ish thiss?? Lurfee euu worrxx. Do euu understandd whatt ii amm typingg abouttxx? noo? ME TOO! No offence to people who actually enjoy typing like tt. But don't you think it wastes so much time? It took me thrice the time and effort to read a paragrah typed lykee thatt worxx. Honestly, it's irritating. As much as I hate reading StuFf tHaT arE TypEd lIkE ThAt, Y0u nOe a M1x+ur3 0f b1G & SmaLL CaSes inCludIng s0m3 NuMbeR$ & pUncTuat10n mArks 4dd3D 0N aLonG e wAy. I can actually fully understand what these people are talking about. But thoset "ii lurfee euu worxx" .. is a big nono. No, make it HELL NO.
I would like to say that I'm no English professor. I as often as I might, make grammatical and spelling errors. So long as I'm not sitting for an examination on english. Plus, I actually enjoy using Singlish! But tt, is not even considered singlish. I would say it's not even a language. You add an extra alphabet after the word ends. You becomes euu. I turns to ii. Love transforms to lurfee. What the? Loss for words. So many extra letters to type! Don't they find it frustrating?
My typing speed is something like 80/wpm. But I'm sure it took me something like 20/wpm to type out anything lykk thatt or LikE ThAt LaR. My caucasian friend was browsing through friendster and spotted so many of those "languages". He was like "Hey Nat, is this another language like a dialect?" I didn't know how to answer his question. In fact, I felt so embarrassed. I was like "urm.. actually ii is I, euu is you, then the rest.. you could figure it out". He went "Word? HAHA! Sorry Nat, I can't understand this". Nowhere, Nowhere else in the world can you find such interesting languages. People who modify english to become their own language. Like moo for example, calls herself Yink. If she were to modfiy english to something only she will understand it will be called Yinkglish. And then Yinkglish would become something the rest of the little girls will imitate. Then the whole lot would start to type Yinkglish! Until the nxt release of modified english, they will continue to use Yinkglish. Is this becoming a fashion?
I strongly urge all people who typpee lykk thatt to resume to normal typing. You can find it everywhere. eg. http://here-comes-natalie.blogspot.com or www.yahoo.com or your parent's office documents or the papers, even those teenage magazines you're reading! Trust me, it's for your own good. If not for yourself, consider the rest who find it so difficult to read what you're writing. For pple I don't know, who gives 2 shits about what you're talking about. But my little friends who sends me regular emails, I find it really time and energy consuming to read what you're trying to tell me. By the end of it, my eyes juz wanna shut down. Yea, it is THAT BAD. Besides, I can find nothing wrong with the language English. Can you?
I would like to say that I'm no English professor. I as often as I might, make grammatical and spelling errors. So long as I'm not sitting for an examination on english. Plus, I actually enjoy using Singlish! But tt, is not even considered singlish. I would say it's not even a language. You add an extra alphabet after the word ends. You becomes euu. I turns to ii. Love transforms to lurfee. What the? Loss for words. So many extra letters to type! Don't they find it frustrating?
My typing speed is something like 80/wpm. But I'm sure it took me something like 20/wpm to type out anything lykk thatt or LikE ThAt LaR. My caucasian friend was browsing through friendster and spotted so many of those "languages". He was like "Hey Nat, is this another language like a dialect?" I didn't know how to answer his question. In fact, I felt so embarrassed. I was like "urm.. actually ii is I, euu is you, then the rest.. you could figure it out". He went "Word? HAHA! Sorry Nat, I can't understand this". Nowhere, Nowhere else in the world can you find such interesting languages. People who modify english to become their own language. Like moo for example, calls herself Yink. If she were to modfiy english to something only she will understand it will be called Yinkglish. And then Yinkglish would become something the rest of the little girls will imitate. Then the whole lot would start to type Yinkglish! Until the nxt release of modified english, they will continue to use Yinkglish. Is this becoming a fashion?
I strongly urge all people who typpee lykk thatt to resume to normal typing. You can find it everywhere. eg. http://here-comes-natalie.blogspot.com or www.yahoo.com or your parent's office documents or the papers, even those teenage magazines you're reading! Trust me, it's for your own good. If not for yourself, consider the rest who find it so difficult to read what you're writing. For pple I don't know, who gives 2 shits about what you're talking about. But my little friends who sends me regular emails, I find it really time and energy consuming to read what you're trying to tell me. By the end of it, my eyes juz wanna shut down. Yea, it is THAT BAD. Besides, I can find nothing wrong with the language English. Can you?
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