Scare-y-Crow

Yesterday was full of interesting happenings. And they're still tickling me... till now. Ya.. it's juz so damn funny. So, today's topic. Crows=I HATE THEM. There's a perfectly good reason. During my younger days back in secondary school. I was walking home from the bus stop, happily slurping my solero ice cream, listening to my discman. If I'm not wrong, I had alanis morissette playing. Three more steps was all it would've took to shelter me under my block. BUT, juz before I had shelter above my head... a crow flew and landed.... on my head! What happened next was a nightmare, total nightmare. In the midst of me screaming and trying to get the stubborn crow off me. This aunty came with her umbrella... attempting to hit the crow. But I dodged coz I was so afraid she would hit my head. Then the crow finally flew away. Tt one minute traumatised my whole life. I now have crow phobia.

So.. I went swimming yesterday.. all by myself. See, if I swim with friends I'd most probably be talking rather than swimming those extra fats off. Okay, back to topic. After a good 4 laps, I rested by the side of the pool catching my breath. Then I saw this beautiful lady dressed in full black, walking towards the pool. I don't know how she did it, but she somehow slipped on her 5 inch heels. Lost balance, and dropped sideways into the pool. Poor thing, she must've took hours to do her hair and makeup. I feel for her.. I really do. Unlike the two other girls who were also in the pool. They laughed at her. Worst still, they made fun of her as she walked away. Tsk Tsk. What happned next made me believe more in retribution.

I took a rest again after another 4 laps. I saw 2 crows drinking water frm the pool. So I kinda freaked out coz they were pretty near to me. After u get a crow standing on your head, you will freak out when u see crows okay. Don't laugh at me. =( Okay, let's call them crow A and crow B. Crow A flew away after drinking water, crow B flew to my table and poked my bag with it's mouth. After a few pokes... crow b gave up. So Crow B proceeded to the next table. Which is those 2 mean girls table la. Then Crow B kinda poked around here and there... squawk a little. And guess what, Crow B grabbed a nokia lipstick phone tt belonged to one of the girls. Took it in the mouth.. and flew away. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHA.

Naturally, they were pissed and irritated. HAHAHAHA. I wish the lady in black saw their faces. Priceless. Let's called them Girl A and Girl B. So they went up, girl A stomped her feet and pouted while girl B was consoling her. HAHAHAHA. Sorry.. can't stop laughing. Alright, they both took a smoke. After a short while, Girl B came back into the pool to swim. Girl A still pissed... her stupid face is so.... aiya.. stupid. Then after about a good 10 min, the crows came back. You shoulda seen Girl A's face. MY GOD. She really freaked out. She literally jumped outta her chair.. screaming for her life. The crows were squawking at her... HAHAHA. Then, one of the crows snooped around in their bag. And guess what they took this time? A BRA! HAHAHAHA! They were both looking at the crows with tt helpless face. While they saw the bra fly away. Now, one of them had to go home... braless. HAHAHAHAHA.

Goodness. I don't know if I should sympathise with them or laugh at them. No.. can't laugh at them. What if I get my bra stolen by a crow nxt them I swim. LOL. Alright guys, remember to close your bag when u go swimming. If not crows will steal ur phone and bra!